An Updated List of Things That Bother Me.

Not that there weren’t always things that bothered me. There’re just… more now. If you know me personally, or have been to my Facebook page, then you’ve already seen this list. I just think that the rest of the world deserves to see it, too. So here it is:

1. Hot Pants (and any other ultra-revealing trend from the ‘80s)
2. 3-letter names
3. Fruit Stickers
4. Weird-shaped paperclips
5. TV Shows that end or start at odd times (like ER, which always ended at 10:59. Annoying!)
6. People who spell their names weird, and then expect you to spell it their way the first time you meet
7. Certain repetitive rap songs (i.e. This is Why I’m Hot)
8. Games with bats in them (either baseball or bloodsucking)
9. Cannibalism
10. Dented Can Food

Yep, I will always have a problem with cannibalism, no matter how cute the guy eating me is. Sorry, but no. Hmm, this is a short post, but I’m getting ready to be out of town for two weeks, so I’ve been packing and cleaning my room and making sure everything’s in order before I ditch Falls Church for a while. Aren’t I nice? I’m also busy adding stories to my FictionPress. Check them out (if you dare.)

[Insert evil laugh here.]