Saved The Cheerleader, Saved My Rant About It.

While deleting the Notes on my Facebook, I stumbled across my Heroes rant from the night before the last episode. It’s kind of interesting, so I’ll post it here before it gets erased:

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Eek, Season Finale of Heroes Tonight!

3:53pm Monday, May 21 | Edit Note |

Wow, I’m really nerdy, but I’m totally psyched to see what happens tonight on Heroes. I can probably name at least three other people who are equally as psyched, but I won’t embarrass you, three peeps.

Does anybody besides me think that it’s not going to be Peter or Sylar who blows up. I mean, if you blow up, you die, and in the future they were both still alive. I have the creepiest feeling that Nathan’s going to blow up (remember, he was dead when Hiro and Ando went to the future.) So, is Nathan going to blow up? I have no freaking idea.

I’m just going to use the next three lines to obsess over Peter Petrelli, if you all don’t mind: OMG, I LOVE YOU PETER. YOU ARE SO FREAKING AWESOME AND BESIDES THAT OLD GUY, YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO TURNS INVISIBLE. GO PETER! DON’T GO OUT WITH NIKKI, SHE’S RETARDED. GO OUT W/ MEEEEEE!!!

Okay, I’m sane again. Hmm… Oh yeah, did anybody see that show DRIVE (on FOX) before it got cancelled? Does anybody want to explain that to me, I didn’t get it at all (I guess that’s why FOX cut it). Oh well, have nice lives people. New York City is going to blow up (or not) tonight, and I’m going to be watching.

Will you be?

Thanks for letting me waste your time. ~Alice M.

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And, of course, DRIVE never came back on again and New York City did not blow up. So all was well that ended well. But really, could you ever say no to a face like this (below)?:

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And who doesn’t love saying “Nakamura”?

An Updated List of Things That Bother Me.

Not that there weren’t always things that bothered me. There’re just… more now. If you know me personally, or have been to my Facebook page, then you’ve already seen this list. I just think that the rest of the world deserves to see it, too. So here it is:

1. Hot Pants (and any other ultra-revealing trend from the ‘80s)
2. 3-letter names
3. Fruit Stickers
4. Weird-shaped paperclips
5. TV Shows that end or start at odd times (like ER, which always ended at 10:59. Annoying!)
6. People who spell their names weird, and then expect you to spell it their way the first time you meet
7. Certain repetitive rap songs (i.e. This is Why I’m Hot)
8. Games with bats in them (either baseball or bloodsucking)
9. Cannibalism
10. Dented Can Food

Yep, I will always have a problem with cannibalism, no matter how cute the guy eating me is. Sorry, but no. Hmm, this is a short post, but I’m getting ready to be out of town for two weeks, so I’ve been packing and cleaning my room and making sure everything’s in order before I ditch Falls Church for a while. Aren’t I nice? I’m also busy adding stories to my FictionPress. Check them out (if you dare.)

[Insert evil laugh here.]